Part of me is happy that I have not had my intelligence insulted on a daily basis by the major parties and the Fourth Estate; the other part is sad that I haven't been home to tell shit jokes and convince people that voting Liberal is not in their self-interest. It's not in the national interest. Fuck, given that
One article I saw in my news feed yesterday was from CNN, that great bastion of good journalism, which was deriding Australian politics over the "race to the bottom" our politicians are engaged in on asylum seeker policy. You know things are bad when CNN is taking the piss.
In his seminal book 'The Lucky Country', Donald Horne famously wrote that "Australia is a lucky country, run by second rate people who share in its luck."
Well if Tony Abbott and his band of pseudo-intellectual cronies are elected on Saturday, we will be lucky no more. The luck will be given to the hands of the few vested interests like Gina "Hurry Up Heart Disease" Rinehart and that decrepit old bastard we know as Rupert "Tap My Phone" Murdoch. A bloke who is so patriotic, he renounced his Australian citizenship in order to own media assets in the US, yet is allowed to own a newspaper called 'The Australian', whose slogan is "the heart of the nation". Well it's certainly not the brains.
While I'm no fan boy of KRudd (apparently neither is Rupert), you have to wonder what anyone could possibly see in Tony Abbott. A man (debatable) who gives character references for pedophiles, thinks climate change is "crap", endorses candidates that have had adverse findings made against them in Federal Court, pimps out his daughters on national television, shamelessly panders to the bigoted and powerful and whose only policy is one of deliberate and hysterical dishonesty. That and "vote for me because in the absence of any policy or positive vision, you might like to bang my daughters."
Hey Tony, I like your daughters! Can I connect my fibre to their nodes?
Tony Abbott is to the Rhodes Scholarship what Henry Kissinger and Barack Obama are to the Nobel Peace Prize. He's such a coward and "intellectual nobody" that his aides won't let him go on the ABC because they are afraid he will have a John Hewson moment and show the nation what an imbecile he really is. But I guess he's not all bad, after all, he did once punch Joe Hockey in the face.
Now there is special kind of shit head. The former corporate lawyer releasing so-called "costings" 48 hours before the election? Talk about treating the electorate with contempt.
Don't get me wrong, Labor has been pretty fucking awful. PNG, cuts to tertiary education and leadership woes to name a few. Looking at my choices, is like choosing which testicle I want to cut off. Faced with such a choice (or lack of) I will have to do the smart thing: I will keep the one that hurts me the least and produces the most.
So let us look at the facts. You know, those things that the Libs don't like because they show them for the bunch of lying, elitist and racist fuckwits they are.
1. Australia does not have a problem with debt
Joseph Stiglitz, one of the preeminent economists of the world, wrote an article for the Sydney Morning Herald (here), which unequivocally destroyed the blatant lies that the Liberals have been spouting about debt. Australia has one of the lowest levels of government debt in the world. Our former Treasurer, Wayne Swan, was named the best in the world in 2011 for his handling of the GFC (oratory skills weren't assessed). Comparatively, we're rich biatch!
2. We are better off under Labor
Despite what the idiots in their McMansions have been brainwashed to think about the carbon tax and cost of living pressures "I can't afford fuel for my jet ski!", Independent research has confirmed that we are better off than at any other time in our history, which should put an end to the bullshit that is the cost of living debate.
3. The NBN is good for us
Deloitte Access Economics reported this week of the benefits that the National Broadband Network will bring to the economy and Australian households (aside from downloading Game of Thrones at high speed). It is infrastructure that is nation building.
So my fellow Strayan's, my question to you is this.
What will your children think of you in the years to come, when you confess that on Saturday the 7th of September, 2013 you voted for reduced funding for hospitals & education? What will they think when you admit voting for economic, cultural and environmental vandals that deny the existence of climate change because you voted the way your parents always did? How will they feel when you tell them that people fleeing countries ravaged by war we had a hand in was what pissed you off the most? What will they say when admitting you supported an ecclesiastical douchebag that denied gay people the right to marry? What will they say when the only way they can see the natural wonders of our land is by watching old David Attenborough episodes? What will they say when you confess giving Gina & Rupert the keys to our Torana?
Will they respect you? Nah, but with any luck, they won't have had an education good enough to ask those sorts of questions.
The lucky country is already run by second rate people.
Don't let it be run by the fourth rate people.
